Hey, it’s Farace… and Texas getting DISCLOSURE DAY is exactly how humanity loses control in under 20 minutes. Dallas is gonna act like the aliens chose them because “America’s Team” somehow applies to outer space too, Houston’s immediately trying to recruit extraterrestrials to fix traffic and the Astros’ reputation, Austin’s already planning an “indie alien welcome festival,” and San Antonio? Please. Spurs fans are absolutely gonna convince themselves Victor Wembanyama was sent here as the first warning sign. Meanwhile Knicks fans are sitting there like “great, now we gotta worry about aliens AND a Finals matchup.”
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Dallas Code: QBCZq92111
Houston Code: zDBXv49396
San Antonio Code: wEXEG99484
Austin Code: wBelQ46200
Advance Screening: 6/8/26 at 7pm
In Theaters: 6/12/26
Click your city above, enter the code if prompted, and secure your passes before Dallas starts claiming aliens are Cowboys fans, Houston accuses them of cheating, Austin tries to interview them for a podcast, and San Antonio asks if they can play power forward.
“If you found out we weren’t alone…” Honestly, after social media, reality TV, and Cowboys fans every September, some of us already knew intelligent life wasn’t running the show here.
Go see it early, enjoy the paranoia, and try not to stare at the sky afterward wondering if the aliens also think the Knicks can finally win one.
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