The co-host of the Black Lincoln Collective, Parker is both the world’s tallest midget and South Carolina’s official representative in the court of international dandies. Parker sports a wife and three kids, making him a perfect storm of insomnia and self-deprecating humor. His razor-dull wit and inability to carry on a conversation separate the blc podcast from all other forms of spoken media. The BLC is contractually obligated to pay Parker by the word, so you’ll hear him talk, a lot.