Hey, it’s Farace… and I’m not even gonna pretend I understand what “The Sheep Detectives”...

Farace here. Pembroke Pines, Orlando, and Tampa — you’re getting MICHAEL, the story of one...

Farace here. Phoenix, you’re getting LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY — and honestly, nothing says “perfect...

Farace here. Atlanta, you’re getting BALLS UP — and honestly, this might be the second...

Farace here. Seattle, you’ve got BALLS UP coming your way — which is fitting, because...

Farace here. Miami, you’re getting BALLS UP — which honestly feels like the unofficial theme...

Farace here. Miami, you’re getting I SWEAR — and before you assume it’s just another...

Farace here. Seattle, you’re getting I SWEAR — which sounds like something you’d apologize for...

Farace here. Boston, you’re getting I SWEAR — and yeah, I know, you’re already thinking...

Farace here. Orlando, Tampa, and Ft. Lauderdale… you’re getting NORMAL — which is hilarious already,...