Hey, it’s Farace… and apparently the Minions have reached the “unleash monsters on the entire planet” stage of their careers.
Which, if we’re being honest, was probably inevitable.
These little yellow lunatics conquered Hollywood, became movie stars, lost everything, unleashed monsters, and now have to save the world from the disaster they created. That’s either the plot of the movie or the history of social media. Hard to tell.
Meanwhile in Texas, Dallas is still trying to convince everyone the Cowboys are relevant, Houston is sitting in traffic wondering how the Minions got anywhere so fast, Austin thinks the monsters are a form of artistic expression, and San Antonio just watched the Knicks celebrate a championship at their expense. Tough month.
Dallas – AMC NorthPark 15 – Get Passes
Houston – Edwards Houston Marq*E Stadium 23 & IMAX – Get Passes
San Antonio – Santikos Palladium IMAX – Get Passes
Austin – AMC DINE-IN Tech Ridge 10 – Get Passes
Dallas Code: hHvQt13533
Houston Code: uJsBk65973
San Antonio Code: OZLbq70541
Austin Code: nDjWB42197
Advance Screening: 6/29/26 at 7pm
In Theaters: 7/1/26
Click your city above, enter the code if prompted, and secure your passes before Austin starts calling the Minions a social experiment and Dallas starts claiming they would’ve won the Super Bowl if they’d had a few of them on defense.
The Minions have always been agents of chaos. This time they just accidentally added monsters to the equation.
Honestly, that’s on brand.
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Go see it early and enjoy the insanity.
