Hey, it’s Farace… and the Minions have finally done it. After years of causing chaos, speaking whatever language that is, and somehow becoming one of the biggest franchises on the planet, they’ve apparently unleashed monsters onto the world and now have to clean up their own mess.
Honestly, that sounds about right.
Meanwhile in Florida, Miami’s gonna blame the monsters for traffic on I-95, Orlando’s gonna try to build ANOTHER theme park attraction around them by next weekend, and Tampa’s just hoping none of them end up playing for the Rays because attendance might actually go up.
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Miami Code: PCPMINIONSMIAMI
Orlando Code: MMPCPOrlando
Tampa Code: MINIONSANDMONSTERSTampaPCP
Advance Screening: 6/29/26 at 7pm
In Theaters: 7/1/26
Click your city above, enter the code if prompted, and secure your passes before Florida somehow adopts the monsters as local celebrities.
This is the ridiculous, chaotic story of how the Minions conquered Hollywood, lost everything, unleashed monsters, and then had to save the planet from the disaster they created.
Which, if we’re being honest, is still a better plan than whatever the Marlins have been doing lately.
Go see it early, enjoy the insanity, and prepare for your kids to spend the next six months talking like Minions.
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