Sun. Dec 22nd, 2024

Hey, all – Steve here. Week 1 in the NFL is in the books and there was a lot of craziness that took place. Let’s take a trip through the league and so what came out of Week 1 – it could be an overreaction, a simple thought, or just plain bullshit. You figure it out! Let’s get to it!

Bills – Josh Allen is playing this game on rookie mode when most others are on all-Madden.

Rams – It’s Cooper Kupp vs the World and the champs look to be in a bit of trouble.

Saints – Jameis will lose these kinds of games more often than he pulls them out.

Falcons – Mr. Patterson is a pretty damn good fantasy football option. Poor man’s Deebo?

Browns – For the first time in a long time, I’m happy with a Browns victory.

Panthers – Maybe if McCaffery was used like he normally is they would have pulled this one out.

49ers – No Kittle, no Mitchell, and a nearly unplayable field mean we know nothing about them.

Bears – No matter how ugly the game was, these guys figured out a way to win.

Steelers – This game was insane and the Steelers had no business winning, but they did.

Bengals – 5 turnovers from Burrow and you still get to OT? Wait until he doesn’t.

Eagles – Did this defense just give up 35 points to the Lions? Frauds.

Lions – This team is much more popular than they should be because of Hard Knocks.

Colts – Jonathan Taylor is just a beast.

Texans – Yawn.

Patriots – Mac Jones! The savior! Did he break his back?

Dolphins – They are FAST! And their fans aren’t the brightest – see the BBQ situation.

Ravens – Lamar is going to make the Ravens pay just like Aaron Judge is trying to do to the Yankees.

Jets – lol.

Jags – They screwed me on an underdog parlay. Disrespectful.

Commanders – Wentz looked both pretty good and pretty bad in the same game. That’s Wentz.

Giants – Saquon is back and in a big way. Stunning win by the Giants.

Titans – Did you see Derrick Henry get trucked? Never thought I’d live to see the day. Titans looked rough.

Chiefs – This was a big F U game from Mahomes – don’t doubt him even without the cheetah.

Cardinals – As high as I’ve been on them the last couple of years, I am way down on them this year.

Raiders – They will be good this season. Right?

Chargers – This is a very dangerous team in a very deep AFC.

Packers – Here we go. Relax people. Actually, there should be some concern.

Vikings – This is going to be an insane offense all season.

Bucs – The Bucs were the better team in a really disappointing Sunday night game.

Cowboys – Another injury for Dak? The Cowboys overpaid and they are in trouble.

Broncos – Wow. That’s all I’ve got.

Seahawks – Did Geno Smith win a football game? You’ve gotta be kidding me.

Those are my thoughts on Week 1 – look for my new Power Rankings on Wednesday or Thursday. Later.

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