Hey all – Steve here. It is Cinco de Mayo and Revenge of the 5th – and how am I celebrating? With heartburn watch the Mets and getting these lists out to you so you all know what the hell to watch in the month of May. Do you know what else you can do? Watch the latest episode of Steam War Pros! Here it is and then you can read the complete list and take it wherever you go. Enjoy!
Available May 1
Aliens Stole My Body – No – aliens didn’t steal your body. What is wrong with you? This looks awful, but I will make my son watch it and let me know what he thought so I can let you know. Just don’t do it yet.
Angelina Ballerina: Season 5
Angelina Ballerina: Season 6
Back to the Future – Yes.
Back to the Future Part II – Yes.
Back to the Future Part III – More yes. Don’t @ me.
Barney and Friends: Season 13
Barney and Friends: Season 14
Best of the Best
Dead Again in Tombstone
Due Date – I actually loved this flick. RDJ and Galifianakis make a great duo in it and maybe it’s a guilty pleasure kind of thing but I will watch this whenever it is on.
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) – Such a BADDDDDD movie. Netflix, what are you thinking? I still have love for Jim, though.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra – It’s been 12 years since this one came out? And they had to remind me about it? Pass.
Green Zone
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
JT LeRoy
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted
Mystic River – This is a great flick with a great cast – Penn is great and then you add Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, Fishburne, etc? Yes, please.
Never Back Down
Notting Hill – 22 years ago??? This came out 22 YEARS ago? Geez.
Open Season
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Resident Evil: Extinction
S.M.A.R.T Chase
Scarface – I don’t really need to say anything about this one, do I?
SITTING IN LIMBO
Stargate
State of Play – Yeah, I’m calling out names again – Crowe, Affleck, McAdams, Mirren, Robin Wright, Bateman. See it if you haven’t already done so.
The Land Before Time
The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure
The Lovely Bones
The Pelican Brief – It’s Denzel and you ALWAYS watch Denzel.
The Sweetest Thing – I’m a fan of this one. The condition of her car has left me traumatized for life. The glory hole scene is a classic.
The Whole Nine Yards
Under Siege
Waist Deep
Your Highness
Zack and Miri Make a Porno – Kyle’s favorite flick of all time.
Zombieland – You’ve seen this before, right? Make it right if you haven’t.
Available May 2
Hoarders: Season 11 – Why do we watch these shows? To be disgusted? To make us feel better about ourselves? Whatever the reason is, we watch.
Available May 4
The Clovehitch Killer
Selena: The Series: Part 2 – Netflix Original – This first part of this one was a slowwwww moving series and based on Part 1, I have a feeling Part 2 will be more of the same. Here is my review for Part 1!
Trash Truck: Season 2 – Netflix Family
Available May 5
Framing John DeLorean
The Sons of Sam: A Descent into Darkness – Netflix Documentary – You know the deal with me and docs. I love them and can’t get enough of them. This one feels like a must-watch for me.
Available May 6
Dead Man Down
Available May 7
Girl from Nowhere: Season 2 – Netflix Original
Jupiter’s Legacy – Netflix Original
Milestone – Netflix Film
Monster – Netflix Film
Available May 8
Mine – Netflix Original
Sleepless
Available May 11
Money, Explained – Netflix Documentary
Available May 12
Dance of the Forty One – Netflix Film
Oxygen – Netflix Film
The Upshaws – Netflix Original
Available May 13
Castlevania: Season 4 – Netflix Anime
Layer Cake
Available May 14
Ferry – Netflix Film
Haunted: Season 3 – Netflix Original
I Am All Girls – Netflix Film
Jungle Beat: The Movie – Netflix Family
Love, Death & Robots: Volume 2 – Netflix Original
Move to Heaven – Netflix Original
The Strange House – Netflix Film
The Woman in the Window – Netflix Film
Available May 16
Sleight
Available May 18
Sardar Ka Grandson – Netflix Film
Available May 19
The Last Days
Sabotage
Small Town Crime
Who Killed Sara?: Season 2 – Netflix Original – It wasn’t me!
Available May 20
Hating Peter Tatchell
Special: Season 2 – Netflix Original
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World
Available May 21
Army of the Dead – Netflix Film – I’m all in on this one. Zombies in Vegas? This flick is super late – tons of zombies in Vegas already.
Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous: Season 3 – Netflix Family – My son really enjoys this – he’s 9. You know this.
The Neighbor: Season 2 – Netflix Original
Available May 22
Sam Smith: Love Goes – Live At Abbey Road Studios
Available May 23
Master of None: Season 3
Available May 25
Home – My older son loved this back in the day and now my 1-year-old does too.
Available May 26
Baggio: The Divine Ponytail – Netflix Film
High on the Hog: How African American Cuisine Transformed America – Netflix Documentary
Nail Bomber: Manhunt – Netflix Documentary
Available May 27
Black Space – Netflix Original
Blue Miracle – Netflix Film
Eden – Netflix Anime
Soy Rada: Serendipity – Netflix Comedy Special
Available May 28
Dog Gone Trouble – Netflix Family
Lucifer: Season 5 Part 2 – Netflix Original
The Kominsky Method: Season 3 – Netflix Original
Available May 31
Dirty John: The Betty Broderick Story
The Parisian Agency: Exclusive Properties – Netflix Original
Going
May 1
Hoarders: Season 10
May 3
War Horse
May 5
Hangman
May 6
City of God: 10 Years Later
Lockout
May 7
The Chosen Ones
House at the End of the Street
May 10
Quartet
May 14
Sherlock: Series 1-4
May 18
Trumbo
May 29
American Crime: Seasons 1-3
My Week with Marilyn
The One I Love
May 31
50 First Dates
Act of Valor
All Dogs Go to Heaven
The Blair Witch Project
Brokeback Mountain
The Boy
Deliver Us from Eva
The Help
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Julie & Julia
Marauders
Milk
Miracle
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Prosecuting Evil: The Extraordinary World of Ben Ferencz
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption
Soul Surfer
Striptease
Waiting…