Hey all – Steve here. You know the drill. I’m late – let’s get to it.
Released April 1
2012 (2009) – I don’t care what streaming service you put this on – I don’t want to watch it.
28 Days Later (2003) – Haven’t seen this one in years – time to fix that.
A Hologram for the King (2016)
A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994) – This is one where you just check your brain at the door and enjoy yourself. I always find it interesting to go back to some of the older (yes, I know) flicked to see how well they did on Rotten Tomatoes. This one had 22 reviews for a 0% critic rating and 10k+ (obviously before they made adjustments to the site) audience ratings for a 71% score. Go figure.
Amy Schumer Learns to Cook: Complete Season 1 (Food Network) – No. I refuse. She is not funny and I don’t want to watch someone that isn’t funny learn to cook. No, thank you!
A Simple Plan (1998) – Gotta say – I have never seen this one. Ever.
Before We Go (2015)
Bug (2007)
Bulworth (1998)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974)
Caribbean Life: Complete Seasons 18 & 19 (HGTV)
Changing Lanes (2002)
Chappaquiddick (2017)
Chato’s Land (1972)
Cheech & Chong’s Still Smokin’ (1983)
Chopped: Complete Season 44 (Food Network) – I absolutely love Chopped.
Chopped Sweets: Complete Season 1 (Food Network)
Christina On The Coast: Complete Season 2 (HGTV)
Cohen and Tate (1989)
Devil in a Blue Dress (1995)
Die Hard (1988) – One of the best Christmas flicks ever.
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: Complete Seasons 34 & 35 (Food Network) – Love it! When everything opens up (or in Florida where it never really closed) go online and find some local spots that have been on the show. It’s fun and it’s delicious!
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000) – I don’t care that Chloe from 24 is in it – this movie is such trash.
Doubling Down with the Derricos: Complete Season 1 (TLC)
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: Complete Season 1 (HGTV)
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Frankie & Alice (2014)
Friends With Benefits (2011) – If you read my Netflix article then you know. If you haven’t – go read it and then you shall know as well.
Garden State (2004) – I haven’t seen this one nearly enough times. I just can’t believe it came out 17 yrs ago.
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
Guess Who (2005) – I will only watch this one when it is on because of Bernie Mac and Zoe Saldana.
Guy’s Grocery Games: Complete Season 22 (Food Network) – Guy is cool and I enjoy this one, but I don’t watch too much of it.
Hancock (2008) – I didn’t have as many issues with this one as some people did.
Higurashi: When They Cry: Season 1, Epsiodes 1-12 (DUBBED) (Funimation)
In The Mix (2005)
Into the Arms of Strangers: Stories of the Kindertransport (2000)
Lady in a Cage (1964)
Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) – I never once thought this guy was funny.
Life Of Crime (2014)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Mad Max (1980)
Madea Goes To Jail (Theatrical Feature) (2009)
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2004)
Monster’s Ball (2001)
Motel Hell (1980)
Naked and Afraid XL: Complete Season 6 (Discovery) – Yes, I can get hooked on this show if it’s on and there’s a marathon. What is the XL for?
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Never Back Down (2008)
New in Town (2009)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Platoon (1986)
Ramona and Beezus (2009)
Rio (2011) – Enjoyable for the kids.
Say Yes to the Dress: Complete Season 19 (TLC)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Sex And The City (2008)
Sex And The City 2 (2010)
Shaft (2000)
Shrek 2 (2002)
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Sliver (1993)
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Step Up Revolution (2012)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
The Abyss (1989)
The Color Purple (1985)
The Dead Zone (1983)
The Devil’s Double (2011)
The Gift (2000)
The Hunting Party (1971)
The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
The Out-Of-Towners (1999)
The Pawnbroker (1964)
The Polar Express (2004)
The Preacher’s Wife (1996)
The Program (1993)
The Replacement Killers (1998)
The Sandlot (1993) – Instant. Classic.
The Skull (1965)
The Sum of All Fears (2002) – Think about this actually happening. Good luck sleeping.
The Upside (2017)
Tournament of Champions: Complete Season 1 (Food Network)
Undercover Billionaire: Complete Season 1 (Discovery)
UniKitty: Complete Season 3 (Cartoon Network)
Vanilla Sky (2001) – This is a love it or hate it flick. Guess which side of the fence I’m on.
Vegas Chef Prizefight: Complete Season 1 (Food Network)
Virtuosity (1995)
Waiting to Exhale (1995)
War (2007)
Warriors of Virtue (1997)
What About Bob? (1991)
Where the Heart Is (2000)
Worst Cooks in America: Complete Season 18 (Food Network)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Released April 2
Law & Order: Organized Crime: Series Premiere (NBC)
Manifest: Season 3 Premiere (NBC) – This is on Peacock also – talk about double-dipping. My wife and I started watching this one when it came out and then fell off it when we moved. We spoke about picking it back up over the weekend and I’m ready for it!
Real Housewives of New York City: Complete Season 12 (Bravo)
The Moodys: Season 2 Finale (Fox)
WeWork: Or the Making and Breaking of a $47 Billion Unicorn: Documentary Premiere (Hulu Original)
Released April 3
Blair Witch (2016)
Hysterical: Series Premiere (FX)
Released April 5
Girl (2020)
Released April 7
Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World: Season 1, Epsiodes 1-12 (DUBBED) (Funimation)
Released April 8
Home Economics: Series Premiere (ABC)
Released April 9
Everything’s Gonna Be Okay: Season 2 Premiere (Freeform)
Rebel: Series Premiere (ABC)
Stars Fell on Alabama (2021)
The Standard (2020)
Released April 10
Desierto (2015)
Knuckledust (2020)
The Day I Became a God: Season 1, Epsiodes 1-12 (DUBBED) (Funimation)
Released April 12
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) – This is just an awful movie. It’s just boring.
Spontaneous (2020)
Released April 15
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Complete Season 10 (Bravo)
Released April 16
Fly Like A Girl (2020)
Songbird (2020) – You give me a list of bad movies or shows and I will let you know how trash they are. This one is white-hot garbage.
Released April 17
Modern Persuasion (2020)
Thelma (2017)
Released April 20
Sasquatch: Documentary Series Premiere (Hulu Original) – Get that tinfoil hat off of your head right now! What are we doing here? It’s a murder mystery and so I will check it out. It gets weird and I am out!
Released April 21
Cruel Summer: Series Premiere (Freeform)
Released April 22
Greta Thunberg: A Year to Change the World: Documentary Premiere (PBS)
Released April 23
The Place of No Words (2020)
Released April 25
Wild Mountain Thyme (2021)
Released April 26
The 93rd Oscars: Special (ABC)
The Oscars Red Carpet Show: Special (ABC)
Released April 28
Arrival (2016) – Yawn.
The Handmaid’s Tale: Season 4 Premiere (Hulu Original) – I have yet to watch a minute of this, but my wife will be very excited to see it.
Released April 30
The Judge (2014) – For me, this one flew under the radar. It also came out 7 years ago and I feel as though I was at the advance screening for it yesterday.