Hey, it’s Farace… and if your relationship includes a “celebrity free pass,” maybe… just maybe… don’t actually use it.
Apparently somebody skipped that meeting.
Now let’s check in on Boston.
The Celtics somehow looked at a championship roster and said, “You know what this needs? Less Jaylen Brown.” Bold strategy. The Red Sox are allergic to consistency, traffic somehow exists on roads designed before cars were invented, and every third person is still convinced they’re the smartest one in the room because they went to college nearby.
Meanwhile, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass asks the question nobody should ever have to answer: what happens when your fiancé actually cashes in that hall pass?
Honestly… I need to see how this train wreck unfolds.
Boston – AMC Boston Common – RSVP
Advance Screening: 7/6/26 at 7:00 PM
In Theaters: 7/10/26
Click above and reserve your seats before Boston starts explaining why the whole celebrity pass thing is “actually a fascinating social experiment.”
Some movies have explosions.
Some have superheroes.
This one has relationship decisions so bad you’ll feel better about your own life.
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We’ll see you at the movies.
Hopefully with the person you’re actually dating.
